The 3-Variable Funny Test!

The Prankster!!!
33% Dark, 34% Spontaneous, 26% Vulgar
Your humor style: CLEAN | COMPLEX | LIGHT

Your humor has an intellectual, even conceptual slant to it. You're not pretentious, but you're not into what some would call 'low humor' either. You'll laugh at a good dirty joke, but you definitely prefer something clever to something moist.

You probably like well-thought-out pranks and/or spoofs and it's highly likely you've tried one of these things yourself. In a lot of ways, yours is the most entertaining type of humor because it's smart without being mean-spirited.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Conan O'Brian - Ashton Kutcher

The 3-Variable Funny Test!

What Natural Disaster Should You Make Love During?

You should make love
during a thunder storm!



The erotic sounds and light flashes will heighten the experience.
Plus, you won’t have to be preoccupied with your own survival.


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What Is Your Primary Vice?

Your primary vice is sex!


You are able to escape reality, and all
your problems through sex. You are
incredibly passionate and a great lover and
you have very little stress in your life
because of your active vice.


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How Bisexual Are You?

You are 52% Bisexual!


You are bisexual. For you, sex is about having fun and
the sex of your partner is of no consequence to you.
You probably have a little bit of a preference either
way, but you don’t let that slow you down.

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Which Food Will Complement Your Sex Life?

Strawberries!


You are incredibly seductive and can tempt any hottie. Try
using strawberries, and other sweet fruits as part of your
seduction. Throw in a blindfold for extra pleasure.

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What Is Your Sexual Zodiac?

Capricorn


You are very successful in life and are always
planning for the future. You are probably already
in a committed relationship and enjoy the intimacy
that comes with your lovemaking.

You are direct with your lover about what you
like and you like it when they are direct with you.
You have excellent sex, because you make sure
that it’s a custom fit for yourself.

Sex matches: Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio

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What Is Your Sexual IQ?

You have a sexual IQ of 144!

When it comes to sex, you are a super genius.
You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests
you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on
being a source of information and guidance to
all of your friends.

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What Is Your Sexual Personality?

Imaginative, erotic, passionate...

You prefer to have one partner and to try everything
with them. You have an enormous sexual appetite,
and you often create sexy scenarios to play
out with your significant other.


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The Mythological Goddess Test

Bast
Indeed, you are 58% erudite, 66% sensual,
37% martial, and 75% saturnine.

Bast was considered the Goddess of pleasures, which covered a lot of territory. Among many of the things that fell under her patronage were: generosity, music and dance, childbirth, protection against evil, frivolity and sex. And this is by no means a complete list of all she covered. Not only was she the Goddess of all cats, but of all animals in general. If this wasn't enough, she was also the Goddess of fire and of the moon and protecress of women and children.

Bast was one of the most popular deities in all of Egypt. Cats of course were the most sacred of all animals to the Egyptians, but the black cat was particularly sacred to Bast. Several temples were dedicated to her, and each was home to countless cats which were treated as literal incarnations of the Goddess.

Bast was also the sister of Sekhmet. Together the twin sisters formed the "Yin Yang" of Egyptian religion, Bast, depicted as a young woman with the head of a domestic cat, being the positive force, and Sekhmet, shown with the head of a lioness, being the destructive force. For those of you who love wine; the white wine of Lower Egypt was the Wine of Bast, while the blood-red wine of Upper Egypt was called the Wine of Sekhmet.

My test tracked 4 variables How you
compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 4% on erudite
You scored higher than 17% on sensual
You scored higher than 8% on martial
You scored higher than 80% on saturnine

The Are You Seductive? Test

QUITE Seductive!
You are 81% Seductive!
Aha! You seem to have some familiarity with the powers of seduction!

There are quite a few times when you have taken a 'wink-wink' approach to life and been able to score points. Maybe those around you have been surprised at how you can attract people and things that you desire, without seeming to put out any effort. From time to time - seemingly out of the blue - some weirdo might even insist that you want them! ("But I was just being friendly..!")

You may have a flair for convincing others with your words or writing, and this could be put to positive use in the world outside your bedroom...

Beware, though: Things can get sticky! It may not be evident yet, but there may be people in your life who secretly resent your powers of persuasion, and would be eager to work against you in the long run.

Sometimes - even when your intentions truly are 'good' - some people will still want to prevent you from moving ahead and getting what you subtly try to ease into your life... Keep an eye out and learn to recognize those people that you MUST be above-board with at all times, so you can make your life a bit less complicated...

And be sure to notice when you're taking those subtle nudges too far into full-blown selfishness - at the expense of others' needs.

Enjoy your seductiveness!

The Are You Seductive? Test