The 3-Variable Funny Test!

The Prankster!!!
33% Dark, 34% Spontaneous, 26% Vulgar
Your humor style: CLEAN | COMPLEX | LIGHT

Your humor has an intellectual, even conceptual slant to it. You're not pretentious, but you're not into what some would call 'low humor' either. You'll laugh at a good dirty joke, but you definitely prefer something clever to something moist.

You probably like well-thought-out pranks and/or spoofs and it's highly likely you've tried one of these things yourself. In a lot of ways, yours is the most entertaining type of humor because it's smart without being mean-spirited.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Conan O'Brian - Ashton Kutcher

The 3-Variable Funny Test!

What Natural Disaster Should You Make Love During?

You should make love
during a thunder storm!



The erotic sounds and light flashes will heighten the experience.
Plus, you won’t have to be preoccupied with your own survival.


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What Is Your Primary Vice?

Your primary vice is sex!


You are able to escape reality, and all
your problems through sex. You are
incredibly passionate and a great lover and
you have very little stress in your life
because of your active vice.


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How Bisexual Are You?

You are 52% Bisexual!


You are bisexual. For you, sex is about having fun and
the sex of your partner is of no consequence to you.
You probably have a little bit of a preference either
way, but you don’t let that slow you down.

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Which Food Will Complement Your Sex Life?

Strawberries!


You are incredibly seductive and can tempt any hottie. Try
using strawberries, and other sweet fruits as part of your
seduction. Throw in a blindfold for extra pleasure.

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What Is Your Sexual Zodiac?

Capricorn


You are very successful in life and are always
planning for the future. You are probably already
in a committed relationship and enjoy the intimacy
that comes with your lovemaking.

You are direct with your lover about what you
like and you like it when they are direct with you.
You have excellent sex, because you make sure
that it’s a custom fit for yourself.

Sex matches: Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio

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What Is Your Sexual IQ?

You have a sexual IQ of 144!

When it comes to sex, you are a super genius.
You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests
you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on
being a source of information and guidance to
all of your friends.

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What Is Your Sexual Personality?

Imaginative, erotic, passionate...

You prefer to have one partner and to try everything
with them. You have an enormous sexual appetite,
and you often create sexy scenarios to play
out with your significant other.


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The Mythological Goddess Test

Bast
Indeed, you are 58% erudite, 66% sensual,
37% martial, and 75% saturnine.

Bast was considered the Goddess of pleasures, which covered a lot of territory. Among many of the things that fell under her patronage were: generosity, music and dance, childbirth, protection against evil, frivolity and sex. And this is by no means a complete list of all she covered. Not only was she the Goddess of all cats, but of all animals in general. If this wasn't enough, she was also the Goddess of fire and of the moon and protecress of women and children.

Bast was one of the most popular deities in all of Egypt. Cats of course were the most sacred of all animals to the Egyptians, but the black cat was particularly sacred to Bast. Several temples were dedicated to her, and each was home to countless cats which were treated as literal incarnations of the Goddess.

Bast was also the sister of Sekhmet. Together the twin sisters formed the "Yin Yang" of Egyptian religion, Bast, depicted as a young woman with the head of a domestic cat, being the positive force, and Sekhmet, shown with the head of a lioness, being the destructive force. For those of you who love wine; the white wine of Lower Egypt was the Wine of Bast, while the blood-red wine of Upper Egypt was called the Wine of Sekhmet.

My test tracked 4 variables How you
compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 4% on erudite
You scored higher than 17% on sensual
You scored higher than 8% on martial
You scored higher than 80% on saturnine

The Are You Seductive? Test

QUITE Seductive!
You are 81% Seductive!
Aha! You seem to have some familiarity with the powers of seduction!

There are quite a few times when you have taken a 'wink-wink' approach to life and been able to score points. Maybe those around you have been surprised at how you can attract people and things that you desire, without seeming to put out any effort. From time to time - seemingly out of the blue - some weirdo might even insist that you want them! ("But I was just being friendly..!")

You may have a flair for convincing others with your words or writing, and this could be put to positive use in the world outside your bedroom...

Beware, though: Things can get sticky! It may not be evident yet, but there may be people in your life who secretly resent your powers of persuasion, and would be eager to work against you in the long run.

Sometimes - even when your intentions truly are 'good' - some people will still want to prevent you from moving ahead and getting what you subtly try to ease into your life... Keep an eye out and learn to recognize those people that you MUST be above-board with at all times, so you can make your life a bit less complicated...

And be sure to notice when you're taking those subtle nudges too far into full-blown selfishness - at the expense of others' needs.

Enjoy your seductiveness!

The Are You Seductive? Test

Kama Sutra Origami...

*grins* I came across these pictures in a folder of stuff Pussycat had sent me. OMG...I remember when she showed them to me, I was laughing so hard because we had been thinking, that we had too much time on our hands until we saw these...



I wonder if the directions for these are on-line somewhere...


I can't imagine how long it took to make these. Whomever did is very patient.

Which Beautiful Pre-Raphaelite Painting Represents You?

"The Siren" by John William Waterhouse



Mysterious and seductive you are intensely beautiful
like a siren, and flaunt it like the enchanting melody
of the same creature. You are confident in your abilities,
and you should be. You are a highly sensual person, and
you live for material objects and pleasures. You care not
for what lies in the depths of the dark pool, but only in
what the surface reflects back at you.

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Where Does Your Beauty Lie?

Your Beauty lies in Individuality.
Different, amazing, and all your own.
You like be set apart from all others and
most love that you do. You are solitary
at times, but for the most part, there is no
greater compliment to you than someone
telling you that you are different.

You're most likely a bit of a fighter and
you hate it when anyone attempts to change
who you are. You wear what you want, look
how you want and don't let anyone tell you
what do to. You can be a little immature
at times and have trouble dealing with authority
and asking others for help. You like to do
things yourself and are independent almost
to a fault. But, people still find your individuality
amazing and the fact that no matter what happens or
what anyone else anyone thinks about it,
you will not change who you are.

Some Things That Represent You:
Element: Dark Fire
Animal: White Tiger
Color: Bold Colors, Odd Colors
Song: "Just They Way I Am" by Angel
Expression: Smirk
Gemstone: Bloodstone
Mythological Creature: Phoenix, Dragon
Planet: Pluto
Hair Color: Unnatural Colors
Eye Color: Amber
Quote: "You laugh because I'm different. I laugh
because you're all the same."

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Which Ultimate Beautiful Woman Are You?

You are a goddess! Pure and simple. You are the
epitome of grace, beauty and strength. All women
secretly want to be you and all men yearn after you.

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Which Elemental Goddess Are You?

You're the Goddess of Shadow. You usually keep to your self and are a sad person. You don't like having a lot of people around you, so you probably have a small group of friends that you talk to. You most likely think everyone is against you. You could honestly care less about anyone elses opinion about you. You like the way you are. People love you for: your talent for writing poems and songs.

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What Mystical Woman Are You?

Crimson is a Spell Caster! Dark and Mysterious, you love the dark and feel the need to be alone. You love action, but don’t like to get too close to people.

Cassandra is a Hunter! You feel the call of the wild run through your blood and love to be free and alone. You’re independent strong-willed and intelligent.



Tessa is a Celtic Forest Creature! You are very down to Earth, you love nature and are true to yourself and others. You know yourself better than anyone.


Samantha is a Mermaid! Careless and free, you barely worry yourself with anything. You have a passion for the ocean that is free and strong like yourself.


Felina, Kitten & Nessa are Faeries! You are a cool, calm and a peaceful creature. You love adventure and having a good time. You most likely love music and good company.


Kimberly is a Damsel in Distress! You crave to be free, but are trapped inside your own sorrow and pain. You have a passion for love and long to have it.


Catherine is a Fire Angel! You feel the power of the Gods surge through your body. You are strong, noble and a bit egotistical. You love being in control and being a true leader.


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Which Beautiful Vampiress are You?

The Temptress

You are the one who comes into people's dreams at
night to drive them mad with desire. You are
sultry, sexy, and passionate. Others find you
hypnotic. You have the sort of smoldering eyes
and bedroom glances that are the stuff of legend.




What's so scary about you: Like sweet poison, you
are addictive and deadly.

Your gemstone: Garnet
Your moon: Rose Moon (July)

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What Flower Are You?

You Are A Lily

You are a nurturer and all around natural therapist. People see you as their rock. And they are able to depend on you. You are a soothing influence. You can make people feel better with a few words. Your caring has more of an impact than even you realize.

What Flower Are You?

What Sexy Sandals Are You?

Your Sexy Sandals Are

Giuseppe Zanotti 5004

What Sexy Sandals Are You?

What Kind of Sandal Are You?

You are Slingback Sandals

Classy and sophisticated You dress to the nines wherever you go Even if it's in your couture sweats!

What Kind of Sandal Are You?

What Sexy Boots Are You?

Your Sexy Boots Are

Bronx Shoes H90103

What Sexy Boots Are You?

The Are You Seductive? Test

QUITE Seductive! You are 81% Seductive!

Aha! You seem to have some familiarity with the powers of seduction!

There are quite a few times when you have taken a 'wink-wink' approach to life and been able to score points. Maybe those around you have been surprised at how you can attract people and things that you desire, without seeming to put out any effort. From time to time - seemingly out of the blue - some weirdo might even insist that you want them! ("But I was just being friendly..!")



You may have a flair for convincing others with your words or writing, and this could be put to positive use in the world outside your bedroom...

Beware, though: Things can get sticky! It may not be evident yet, but there may be people in your life who secretly resent your powers of persuasion, and would be eager to work against you in the long run.

Sometimes - even when your intentions truly are 'good' - some people will still want to prevent you from moving ahead and getting what you subtly try to ease into your life... Keep an eye out and learn to recognize those people that you MUST be above-board with at all times, so you can make your life a bit less complicated...

And be sure to notice when you're taking those subtle nudges too far into full-blown selfishness - at the expense of others' needs.
Enjoy your seductiveness!

Missing Pussycat...

Pussycat will be missed. She was a very good friend. She was there if you needed to talk, have fun in a chat room, or make fractals with. When she and I couldn’t sleep we would hang out on-line and chat, play with colors on new fractals we were creating and listen to music. At times words weren’t necessary we could sit in a room and just do what we wanted without having to think that we were being ignored *LOL* I will miss her very much.



Pussycat introduced me to fractals. She and I would get stuck on something and then we would figure it out together. Mistakes sometimes made the most beautiful fractal, or a color scheme that was gorgeous. Fractals can soothe and heal someone and I will always be grateful to her for sending me the links to the different programs I use. The other day I was thinking that she wouldn’t be around to send me more links to new things. Then I felt guilty because I was only thinking about myself.



I have so many memories of doing things with her and others that made the long night seem shorter. The laughter we shared will always be there as long as I think about the things that we did.

What Kind of Seducer Are You?

Your Seduction Style: Au Natural

You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it. That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power! The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism. You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world. Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in. You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you? You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways. Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you. As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you.

What Kind of Seducer Are You?

Story of O yeah!

You scored 80 Knowledge and 86 Interest!

You are deeply interested in every aspect of bondage and know quite a bit about it. You love to experiment with various bindings, positions and how much you can move during each one. Not only that, but you know quite a bit about bondage and would be a safe partner to play with. You probably frequently wear some item that declares your interest, even if it is meaningful only to yourself.

What Kind of Chocolate Are You?

You are Dark Chocolate

You live your life with intensity, always going full force. You push yourself (and others) to the limit... you want more than you can handle. An extreme person, you challenge and inspire the world!

What Kind of Chocolate Are You?

The Three Question Personality Test

Your Personality Is

Idealist (NF) You are a passionate, caring, and unique person. You are good at expressing yourself and sharing your ideals. You are the most compassionate of all types and connect with others easily. Your heart tends to rule you. You can't make decisions without considering feelings. You seek out other empathetic people to befriend. Truth and authenticity matters in your friendships. In love, you give everything you have to relationships. You fall in love easily. At work, you crave personal expression and meaning in your career. With others, you communicate well. You can spend all night talking with someone. As far as your looks go, you've likely taken the time to develop your own personal style. On weekends, you like to be with others. Charity work is also a favorite pastime of yours.

The Three Question Personality Test

Naughty by Nature

You scored 80 for naughtiness!

You knew it all along, didn't you? You didn't need these 25 questions to let you know where your true secret desires are. Your mind is usually in the gutter, but at least you know where it is! This dosn't make you a slut or a man-whore, you simply have curiosities that you would like to eventually satisfy.

What Kind of Kisser Are You?

You're an Expert Kisser

You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity. You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off. And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave. When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable.

What Kind of Kisser Are You?

What City Do You Belong In?

You Belong in Rome

You're a big city girl with a small town heart Which is why you're attracted to the romance of Rome. Strolling down picture perfect streets, cappuccino in hand. And gorgeous Italian men - could life get any better?

What City Do You Belong In?

What Women Need

It is important to have a man who has a job and
who helps you around the house.

It is important to have a man who makes you laugh.

It is important to have a man you can count on and
doesn't lie to you.

It is important to have a man who is good in bed
and loves making love to you.

It is important that these four men don't know
each other.

Tiger Power

My Friend Lacey Made This Fractal

*Grins* I Couldn't Help Myself...

Sea of Tranquility

Eve & Samantha :P

ROFLMFAO

What a submissive definitely does not want
to hear from a Dominant...
* Oops!
* Uh oh, I could have sworn I had a key here somewhere...
* You didn't really need that right?
* Which end of this thing do I insert there?
* Don't worry, there is bound to be a locksmith open at 3AM Sunday morning.
* Sure, I promised no permanent damage, but you know hair grows back...
* Whoops! I thought that was the KY-Jelly
* If this is the KY-Jelly, then what did I just put on your.
* Shit, you can untie yourself right?
* Uh oh, if this is the tube of crazy glue, then where is the tube of KY-jelly...
* Have I ever told you about this fantasy I have about what to do with tennis balls??
* Trust me, I know what I am doing. I saw this in a movie once and it worked
* Trust me, I'm an expert, I read the entire 'Gore' series.
* Shucks, now which of us was the dominant again?
* Uh oh, I think it is stuck there. Now what do we do?
* Bye, I'm off for the weekend, don't you just love suspension bondage?

Chocolate & Strawberries

Peek-A-Boo...I See You

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This Side Of Me

I want to move in time with you
I want to breathe in rhyme with you
I want to feel the deepest kiss
And I want to know you feel like this
For this one time, one time
Let my body do what it feels
For just one time, one time
Let this fantasy become real
Because I am not afraid to let you see this side of me

I want to feel your hand in mine
And I want to feel that rush in my spine
And I want to wear the scent of you
And do all the things you want me to
For this one time, one time
Let my body do what it feels
For just one time, one time
Let this fantasy become real
Because I am not afraid to let you see this side of me
I feel the danger, the separation
I want to take your invitation
This separation it's all around
I need this side of me
I want to move in time with you
I want to breathe in rhyme with you
I want to stitch my clothes in sin
And in the dark
I want to find that door and go within
For this one time, one time
Let my body do what it feels
For just one time, one time
Let this fantasy become real
Because I am not afraid to let you see this side of me.

Lyrics by Savage Garden

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Lately I'm not afraid to be myself in whatever form it ends up being. The safety I have in being loved for myself, frees me to just *be*. I am grateful for my friends and for allowing me to be a part of their lives. I just wanted to say Thank You to them!!! This song means more to me but I can't find the words yet, so this will have to suffice until I do.