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What a submissive definitely does not want
to hear from a Dominant...
* Oops!
* Uh oh, I could have sworn I had a key here somewhere...
* You didn't really need that right?
* Which end of this thing do I insert there?
* Don't worry, there is bound to be a locksmith open at 3AM Sunday morning.
* Sure, I promised no permanent damage, but you know hair grows back...
* Whoops! I thought that was the KY-Jelly
* If this is the KY-Jelly, then what did I just put on your.
* Shit, you can untie yourself right?
* Uh oh, if this is the tube of crazy glue, then where is the tube of KY-jelly...
* Have I ever told you about this fantasy I have about what to do with tennis balls??
* Trust me, I know what I am doing. I saw this in a movie once and it worked
* Trust me, I'm an expert, I read the entire 'Gore' series.
* Shucks, now which of us was the dominant again?
* Uh oh, I think it is stuck there. Now what do we do?
* Bye, I'm off for the weekend, don't you just love suspension bondage?