Soul Mate

My breath catches in waves,
my heart hammers in remembrance
of a somehow familiar love,
of an enchanting elusive dance.
The resonating voice,
the curve of your lips,
a smile that strikes a familiar chord
from somewhere in the past.
I know you...
I sense you intangible...
just out of reach...
There's a memory burned into my soul
of a promise we beseeched.
Two luminescent souls,
their essence melded into one...
Arching and swirling
against a midnight sun. Freedom and joy,
ecstasy and love
Twin flames incomplete alone...
Yet... magnificent as one.
I have not forgotten or erased
the eternal promise that we made
to find one another
in this new time and place...
I am searching and seeking,
drawing the memory to my senses
though it is still all unclear...
I sense and feel your presence --
this sense of urgency
that I must hurry... pushes me on
Twin Flame... Twin Soul...
Your memory burns strong...
Help me to find you,
to recognize you when I do.
Let the promises of many
lifetimes be realized and true.
Twin flame, find me...
Hold me close to your light...
Let me draw from your strength --
let our memories breathe life...
Come to me, my soul mate,
and let our love be
the covenant of a rainbow,
blazed into eternity.

~~ Emily Rose ~~

Happy Valentine's Day My Precious One!

A Touch Never Felt

A Touch Never Felt

How can you ache and crave for someone's touch
When you have never felt it?
I do this for yours, though,
And the yearning grows more each day

I have never wanted anything in my life
As much as I want you
When you whisper such sweet love
In my ear when we talk

You make me melt into a puddle
Of complete helplessness
You have become my every waking thought
And my every dream at night

I breathe in so hard
Trying to catch my breath when we can't talk
I close my eyes so tight
Hoping when I open them you will be there

But I know I have to wait
Until the time is right
It seems so far away
That I think I am losing my mind

I want to breathe in your scent
And keep it with me all day long
I want to taste your love for me
By kissing your sweet lips

I want to feel your body next to me
So when you leave for awhile I can hold on
I just want you to know
That I really do love you

When the day comes and we are together
You will always know and feel this
I will always hug, kiss and love you
Every moment of the day and night

...You will never have another touch unfelt.

~ Carola Dittma ~

~*~

To my sweet snuggle bunny…

I couldn’t find the words so I found

something that could say it for me!

How to Become a Smart-Assed Masochist

Some people really want to be Smart-Assed Masochists, but they can't quite get the hang of it. Here are a few things they can do to become a genuine certified SAM:

� Sing 'Happy Birthday To Me' and blow out the candle during wax play.

� In the middle of an intense cropping, close your eyes and start to snore.

� During a scene, do a Howard Cosell impression and provide a play-by-play account of what is being done to you.

� If your Dom/me tells you, "Look me in the eyes, " do it cross-eyed.

� If your Dom/me decides to do a verbal humiliation scene with you in public, stick your fingers in your ears and say "Neener, neener, neener, I can't hear you!"

� Place a whoopee cushion on your Dom/me's favorite chair.

� Stick an Alka-Seltzer tablet in your mouth at the beginning of a scene. Work up some saliva to get it fizzy, then call out your safe-word.

� When your top hints at foot worship, hand him/her a package of OdorEaters.

� Learn the following phrases and use them as often as possible:

� Get off your lazy ass and do it yourself! - What do I look like, your maid? - This isn't a restaurant. - In your dreams! - Who died and left you boss? - I don't think so! - Homey don't play that game. - Yeah, right!

� Send your Dom/me an invoice for your services.

� After a particularly hard blow, pretend to pass out. When your Dom/me checks to see if you're OK, jump up and yell "Gotcha!"

� Attach clappers to all the outlets in the dungeon just before a paddling. (Clap on, clap off...)

~ The Sexy Zodiac ~

Capricorn


Capricorn women: Don't need much foreplay - you go from zero to WOW in nothing flat! Not interested in exotic variation; only in staying power. Since you like to dominate you like to be astride your man, set a rhythm, and please yourself. Once into the rhythm, lovemaking becomes a wild contest with orgasm as the prize and you can depend on getting there more than once. Also a scratcher and a screamer. Best sex mates: Taurus, Scorpio and Pisces.

Capricorn men: Sex evokes the best he can offer. He is a planner and a schemer (that is a schemer, not a screamer!) Prefers a woman who knows what he enjoys, and he expects Her to be willing and ready whenever he wants her. Has the stamina of a marathon runner. . Here is the man who will hold off until you are ready to scream! Erogenous zone: a massage that starts at the lower back and gently strokes upward along the sides of his spine.

Aquarius


Aquarius women: A slow starter, you idealize love and encompass it with tenderness. Once aroused though, anything goes! Extremely imaginative and likes trying new things. There is nothing in any sex manual that you won't try. Belief that anything that increases the pleasure for your partner is worthwhile. Best mates: Aries, Gemini, Libra, Sagittarius, and Leo. Favourite sex position: standing up, and in water.

Aquarius men: Never treats a woman like a sex object and prefers a variety of foreplay before getting down to it. May have be to revved up, but once his engine is started, he is free and inventive with amazing persistence. He will always see you through to climax. A woman who knows what she wants will be very happy. He usually ensures an orgasm twice - once orally and once genitally. Erogenous zones: gently touching the calves and ankles will get him going. Be careful though - a kinky Aquarian can be a sadist who doesn't like to be denied!

Pisces


Pisces women: Always make the right moves, say the right things, and create the right ambiance. You are sexually liberated and enjoy a wide range of eroticism. If his fantasies coincide with yours, the action can really get torrid! You seldom say no to anything your lover suggests. Loves soft candlelight, warm fireplaces, mystery; applies romanticism in all she does. A true romantic at heart. Favourite place: in a waterbed or hot tub. Best sex mates: Cancer, Scorpio, Capricorn, Pisces.
Pisces men: Takes the lead in lovemaking and impatient if he doesn't get a swift response. Indifferent to sexual restrictions, both moral and legal; prefers a partner with a tremendous sexual craving to match his own. A master at foreplay and oral sex, you should expect several orgasms orally before he gets down to the main event. Pisces men have tremendous endurance, so be prepared. Likes sex in a chair, also standing. He likes to be submissive at times. Becomes an addict to anything that will give pleasure and release. Erogenous zone: massaging and caressing his feet.

Aries


Aries women: Wildly sensual, passionate and adventurous. You'll have sex anywhere. You know what you want. Intense and frequent sex. You have a need for complete control, but you're also in love with love. As a mate, you are ardent, loyal, sentimental, and earthy. Biggest thrill - the tickle of a man's facial fuzz.

Aries men: Sleeping with him is like playing croquet with live bombs - you. Never know what is going to happen! Never expect him to wait for you to be ready - he will rip your clothes off if he is ready to go. Don't tease him or you'd better be ready to deliver. Fond of slave/master games and he likes it rough. Aries men are also explorers, so be ready to go where no woman has gone before. His favourite position: a woman on her knees leaning forward.

Taurus


Taurus women: You expect your man to be kind and patient and make love to you by the book. Like to be pleased by sex, but don't look for unusual approaches. But you are a demanding lover and you leave your partner breathless. You have a need for oral gratification, both in giving and receiving. Best sex mates: Cancer, Sagittarius, Scorpio, and Leo. Most likely kink: sucking on your toes, one by one. You also like biting

Taurus men: He's the ideal lover - sensitive and understanding of his partner's feelings. He prefers it slow and easy; he won't be your guide to the exotic unknown, but what he does, he does beautifully. This is the guy to go to for long and luxurious oral sex. Stamina? This man could wear down a glacier! His erogenous zone: gently and slowly kiss and bite the back of his neck.

Gemini


Gemini women: Often the aggressor, you are never embarrassed by your behavior because you never adhere to any standards except your own. Your main requirement: a lover who knows how to take his time. You are a one-woman harem, but a partner should be aware that in a relationship, the Gemini woman is looking for a combination of the spiritual and the physical, the romantic and the practical. You want to talk to the guy after you tumble with him! Best sex mates are Leo, Scorpio, Aquarians, Libra, and Aries. Favourite gadget: the vibrator.

Gemini men: He likes it with the lights on in front of the mirror. He can work any partner into the mood because he knows exactly how to evoke the right responses. Oral sex isn't his favourite pastime, but he will take his time with other preliminaries. Tends to be fast and furious, more concerned with satisfying himself than his partner, but he is more adequate in areas of lovemaking that are often neglected by other men. He can tell a woman exactly what she wants to hear. His erogenous zone: move your lips and tongue lightly up his arm.

Cancer


Cancer women: Will never make the first move, but you can be a marvelous lover for you are capable of intense sensuality. You will reciprocate passion with a fervor that will stir his heart and stimulate him to his best performance. In your own time, you have a fondness for masturbation. Your favourite position: lying prone while your man enters you from behind. Best sex mates: Taurus, Leo, Virgo, Scorpio, and Pisces. You may become a slave to sexual pleasure!

Cancer men: His most surprising technique: intercourse with no hands. He has a need for constant encouragement and if gotten, he will be a delightful swain. Both patient and aggressive, he will often begin somewhere other than the bed, likes being in command, and is a master at manual ################oral manipulation! You'll like the trip as it is as much traveling to a place as it is arriving.

Leo


Leo women: Sleek, lascivious, enticing and lazy! Whatever Leo wants, Leo gets intensely responsive - and there are bed-partners who have scars to prove it. Your need to show off leads you to prefer the top where he can look up and admire the beauty of your body. Best sex mates: Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aries. Your sexual wardrobe: full of wispy cut-out bras and panties!

Leo men: Simply brushes aside rules and conventions. One important rule to remember about him: Never tease. His endurance is remarkable and he has a great appetite for making love. He likes women in the submissive position and oral sex is okay only when he can give and receive. He likes a woman to show how much she is enjoying it. His erogenous zone: his back is particularly vulnerable.

Virgo


Virgo women: You have no illusions about sex and wish everyone would stop magnifying its importance. Prefer men who will wait for the relationship to develop to the point where sex is inevitable. You love mutual masturbation and enjoy a little punishment, and your grace and modesty is a great turn on. You become an artist at pleasing your lover. Favourite kink: can't truly enjoy it unless a third party is present. Best sex mates: Gemini, Cancer and Aquarians.

Virgo men: Too shy to make an overture, but when the moment arrives, you had better be prepared for him to bring his pajamas, shaving equipment, and toothbrush. He likes to talk about how you like it and having talked about it, he will key in on the right erotic response. Don't expect imagination, but he is a hard worker and is open to suggestion. His secret life: can be obsessed with pornography. Erogenous zone: his buttocks.

Libra


Libra women: Drama is the key word - you set the stage for sex. Intensely feminine and an instinctive exhibitionist. You feel your body was made to be seen and admired. Feel that seduction is an art, not an assault. When approached the right way, you find it easy to say yes to almost anything. Unusual control of vaginal muscles. Best sex mates: Aries, Gemini, Leo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, and Aquarius. Like any position where your buttocks are exposed.

Libra men: Looks for the whole experience, not just a tumble between the sheets. Has a definite kinky side, a voyeur and fond of a ménage a trois. He has the patience needed to satisfy. He likes women who dress well and have long hair. If a woman's clothes look as though they are easily removed, he finds her hard to ignore. Erogenous zone: back and buttocks, especially the feel of erect nipples against either of them!

Scorpio


Scorpio women: Inquisitive, searching, and experimental. Knows that eroticism consists of more than the physical act of lovemaking. While looking like a perfect lady in public, you dress and behave like a whore in the bedroom. Control of the orgasm is very important and will try anything to help your man maintain his potency. You never take no for an answer and when interested in someone, you will pursue him with determination and guile. Best sex mates: Gemini, Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces. Props you love: scented body oils, flavored lubricating gels, and vibrators.

Scorpio men: A lustful, sexy animal. Enjoys biting and sucking and is a master of .. oral sex. Inflicting pain turns him on so he may pinch at nipples or the insides of thighs. Likes it in the water, but his kink is that he prefers wood tables and hard floors to satin and silk. His erogenous zone is his genitalia.

Sagittarius


Sagittarius women: You like the outdoors - freaking out if you are in a tent, camper, or on the beach. You enjoy sex, but you don't like to prolong the preliminaries and want to start the main show as soon as possible. Like to tease your partner to the point of losing control. You don't ~ mind if your man comes too quickly - you are a generous and accepting lover. Best sex mates: Leo, Libra, and Sagittarius. Your sexual wardrobe will consist of accessories - gloves and shoes!

Sagittarius men: Sex is always an intense experience with him - he often comes too quickly, but he'll be the first to try a new position. He is the master of erotic massage - both oral and manual. His tongue can be a wicked instrument and when combined with his lips, creates an explosive effect! He will go to any lengths to please his chosen woman; and is extremely loyal. Erogenous zones: genitals and inner thighs. And he likes to look at a woman's labia and breasts and likes to have sex with a woman in peek-a-boo panties.

The 3-Variable Funny Test!

The Prankster!!!
33% Dark, 34% Spontaneous, 26% Vulgar
Your humor style: CLEAN | COMPLEX | LIGHT

Your humor has an intellectual, even conceptual slant to it. You're not pretentious, but you're not into what some would call 'low humor' either. You'll laugh at a good dirty joke, but you definitely prefer something clever to something moist.

You probably like well-thought-out pranks and/or spoofs and it's highly likely you've tried one of these things yourself. In a lot of ways, yours is the most entertaining type of humor because it's smart without being mean-spirited.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Conan O'Brian - Ashton Kutcher

The 3-Variable Funny Test!

What Natural Disaster Should You Make Love During?

You should make love
during a thunder storm!



The erotic sounds and light flashes will heighten the experience.
Plus, you won’t have to be preoccupied with your own survival.


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What Is Your Primary Vice?

Your primary vice is sex!


You are able to escape reality, and all
your problems through sex. You are
incredibly passionate and a great lover and
you have very little stress in your life
because of your active vice.


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